black area

An area that isn't recognised on google earth. (The area between America and Canada there is a great big black area.)

I think i've worked out whats in that black area!

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mexican unicorn

A late twenties/early thirties young Mexican woman who has never been married and doesn't have any kids. It's unheard of, making her a Mexican unicorn. When you find one, snag her and keep her!

Mom, I met a girl named Josephine and she's 31 with no kids.

Mom: Is she married?

No mom. She's a good catholic girl.

Mom: She's a Mexican unicorn. Marry her son.