Mom

Doesnt give a shit if she ruined your birthday by not getting a game she told you she would get for your birthday and then acts like your the asshole when you get mad at her for only buying you shirts instead.

Me:why the fuck did you only buy me two shirts and a football when you told me you were getting me a game.

Mom: because that game was to violent you will just have two years until your 17

Me: bitch i can handle it im fuckin 15

Birthday

The day if the year where you get bine of what you asked for and end up getting shirts

Me: great shirts!! Thanks mom😢 really wanted that for my birthday.

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Lodgan

Eats penis with mich strength and can send tou to a abandoned pit mansion.

Lodgan just consumed my penis with much strength.

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