splack

Exclamation, usually said in a falsetto voice. Comes from the sound one hears after intercepting a pass in Madden, and other related football games. Is now used as an all purpose sound effect.

So he finally gets out of his chair, winds up, and SPLACK, hits him in the back of the freakin head with a freakin 3-hole-punch.

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baloney

Baloney - Misspelling of Bologna

Spelling Bee
Judge- Your word is Bologna
Child- (spells Baloney)
Judge- No stupid, your stupid. What a retard.

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shitcockmotherfucker

The name of my cat!

Here shitcockmotherfucker
here shitcockmotherfucker come inside shitcockmotherfucker

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Clyde Hopping Jesabelle

slang for a whore from the 1940's

My ex girlfriend is such a clyde hopping jesabelle

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april 5th

April 5th! The Day Kurt Cobain Killed Himself! April 5th 1994! R.I.P Kurt Cobain!

The Suicide Of Kurt Cobain

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farmer snort

See also, snot rocket
Holding one nostril closed, and exhaling through the open one. Good way to avoid taking tissue into the mountain, where guide or counselers may make you "pack it out."

Farmer Snorting is efficient and fun.

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burgle

To steal one's hamburger

Jessica burgled my big 'n tasty and i had to settle for a big mac.

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