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baja plug

The first shit you take while visiting Baja California. It's signifigance is that it is usually followed by hot, frequent, and sometimes uncontrollable shitting.

I should never have dropped my baja plug! Now I can't stop shitting, my ass is on fire, and I have just sprayed a wet fart in my last pair of pants. Fuck Mexico, I'm going home!

by Logan Earth Ski November 2, 2005

12👍 2👎


TMO

Short for Typical Mexican Operation - a situation that is low-grade, make-shift, or just plain fucked-up because of the involvement of Mexicans.

I went Papas n' Bear - talk about a TMO, those fuckin' beaners were trying to fix the mechanical bull with a coat hanger and a chicken bone.

by Logan Earth Ski November 2, 2005

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iba

Itchy-Burny-Ass. Irritation of the asshole, usually associated with eating ethnic foods.

I can not figure it out... Ever since I have had the iba, my hand as smelled like shit.

by Logan Earth Ski November 2, 2005

19👍 17👎


Johnson Slapper

A tattoo located just above a woman's ass-crack.

Check out the johnson slapper on our waitress... I'd like to take her home, bend her over, and beat that thing like a drum with my dick!

by Logan Earth Ski November 4, 2005

14👍 5👎


Anal Tongue Dart

A swift and forceful insertion of one's tongue into another's anus.

That bitch is so damn fine that I just want to run up behind her, lift up her skirt, sniff her butt, and give her the old anal tongue dart!

by Logan Earth Ski November 3, 2005

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