Fourth of July Blumpkin

The art of a female or male preforming oral sex upon a male recipient whilst he suffers from the explosive results of a Taco Bell 12-pack.

Person 1: Did you here how fucking disgusting Stacy is?
Person 2: Yeah, I heard she gave Scotty a Fourth of July Blumpkin.
Person 1: Didn’t he have Taco Bell before it or some shit?
Person 2: Yeah, haha she’s a dirty bitch

Tigger Trigger

When you are jerking off and you thrust your thumb in between your ass cheeks causing a chain reaction of jizzing and moaning.

Last night I upped my game and tried a tigger trigger.

Dad: Why you taking so long in the bathroom?
Son: I'm dropping a bomb.

Dad to Mom: He's probably tigger triggering.