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A Jakob is a gangster who his very mean, A Jakob punches his friends for no reason. He also gets pissed of at stupid shit. If you ever see a Jakob make sure you call him a Eugene because it always looks like he is gonna shoot up the school. A Jakob usually calls his friends gay and calls them hoes. And their dads abuse them. He will never get a girlfriend because he always likes to touch their butt.
Oh no a Jakob is coming.
Run hes gonna punch me.
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A stupid motherfucker that belongs in jail. He sucks dick every night. Always says "what did you say to me nigga" in a high pitched voice. He chases people down like a fucking mad gorilla. If you ever see a Jakob make sure you shoot yourself before he gets there or else you will be a pulp.
Oh shit fucking run A Jakob is coming
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A whale that got stuck on the beach
A fat person that lays on the couch
Look at that Fat Chick, she looks like a BeachedWhale.
When your in the car and somebody had god damn diarrhea, and your Dad yells "who cut the cheese back there".