Slimy Slap

The act of masturbating into one's own hand then slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.

Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!

Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.

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Vajayjaw

A sore jaw after a long night of eating pussy.

I was going down on Kira for like 45 minutes yesterday and now I have a bad case of vajayjaw.

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