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Fauchovah

The omniscient & omnipotent deity, who becomes man who becomes super god, and ultimately inspires, leads, & controls the minds & combined will of his Covidian religious cult followers.

Like any god, he retains absolutely no accountability because good outcomes are due to his gracious benevolence while undesired consequences result from his purging crucible or fully-merited sanctions.

“I’m not feeling well with a symptom that could be from any ailment listed in any of all the world’s medical journals & blogs.”

“Praise Fauchovah!”

by Logical Empiricist Stoic October 22, 2023


Balack Obama

In some Asian-speaking lands (using this mispronounced version of "Black Obama"), it was believed that this is how Americans addressed Barack Obama.

In part, the confusion stemmed from the similarity of the "L" and "R" sounds within their spoken languages and the fact that the skin-color-obsessed USA focused so much attention on their first "black" president.

"So his name is not Balack Obama (aka Black Obama). It's Barack Obama!"

"Ah! So what's the diffelence?"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023

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Covid Doable

The perception of increased attractiveness due to minimum social distancing and mask-covered faces thus creating amorous opportunities that would not exist under "The Old Normal" conditions. This may be also known as Covid Hot.

"Yikes! How'd you end up having COVID babies with them?"

"He/She was Covid Doable during the quarantine."

"Makes sense."

by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 2, 2023


#SheToo

A social countermovement and awareness campaign against female entitlement and lack accountability which results in unfounded false accusations towards men.

Man sues 50 women for $2.6 million after they called him a bad date in viral FB group, thus beginning the #SheToo Movement

by Logical Empiricist Stoic April 13, 2024


SheToo Movement

A social countermovement and awareness campaign against female entitlement and lack accountability which results in unfounded false accusations towards men.

Man sues 50 women for $2.6 million after they called him a bad date in viral FB group, thus beginning the #SheToo Movement

by Logical Empiricist Stoic April 13, 2024


NH2

A more politically correct & socially acceptable way of saying, Nappy Headed Ho.

Possibly a career-saving term.

Don Imus might still have a radio show if he wasn’t dead & had simply said:

"Man, those girls are rough. Dem some NH2s."

by Logical Empiricist Stoic June 28, 2023


Fauchovah's Witness

A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.

"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."

"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023