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A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe uninteresting, low-pay, no-skill-required work that is usually of a temporary & unimportant nature.
"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"
"Just go online and take some Jigger Nobs."
OR:
"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"
"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Nobs. Yo!"
Covid Level Alert (CLA), aka Chicken Little Alarm, is an overreaction to a potentially high-risk event with low (realistically no) probability of occurrence.
Such responses are typically based on emotions, thus bypassing the human brainâs logical reasoning centers.
"Whoa! Eating that could kill a nigga!"
"Stop making a CLA like a bitch!"
The perception of increased attractiveness due to minimum social distancing and mask-covered faces thus creating amorous opportunities that would not exist under "The Old Normal" conditions. This may be also known as Covid Doable.
"Yikes! How'd you end up having COVID babies with them?"
"He/She was Covid Hot during the quarantine."
"Makes sense."
CPN (aka Cost Per Nut) is the empirical value that ultimately answers the question, âWhich woman is hotter?â
In its simplest form:
CPN = total resources spent (MONEY + TIME + EFFORT) / number of directly induced orgasms (not including fantasized jerk-offs)
MONEY includes meals, gifts, etc. TIME includes the number of dates, phone calls, emails, etc. EFFORT takes into account travel, meeting her friends & family, etc.
Because of the subjective nature of dating and relationships, (ie âI prefer blondesâ, âI like big buttsâ, âIâm a boob manâ, etc), CPN condenses to one of the most basic goals of male dating and the relative cost of reaching it.
Note that CPN will vary greatly for the same woman depending on her evaluation of the individual male. While one hears âI donât do thatâ, Chads easily bypass her defenses or simply arenât confronted with such automatic barriers.
CPN is often challenged by the emotional female response âYou canât put a price on love!â This is ostensibly true. However, all too often and late, once-enamored males find themselves on the wanting side of female-biased institutions, such as divorce court, where a judge will tell him, to the penny, how much âloveâ costs per month.
In practical application, CPN tends to enhance the merit of the Hotness Scale (aka Hot-Crazy Matrix) and helps males focus on their innate logic before being overwhelmed by primal urges and emotions.
"Hey Bro! I think theyâre both hot & really like me. Which one should I choose?"
"Pull yourself together my man! All that matters is which one has the lowest CPN. Yo!"
In some Asian-speaking lands (& pronounced "Balack Obama"), it was believed that this is how Americans addressed Barack Obama.
In part, the confusion stemmed from the similarity of the "L" and "R" sounds within their spoken languages and the fact that the skin-color-obsessed USA focused so much attention on their first "black" president.
"So his name is not Balack Obama (aka Black Obama). It's Barack Obama!"
"Ah! So what's the diffelence?"
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Cost per Nut (CPN) is the empirical value that ultimately answers the question, âWhich woman is hotter?â
In its simplest form:
CPN = total resources spent (MONEY + TIME + EFFORT) / number of directly induced orgasms (not including fantasized jerk-offs)
MONEY includes meals, gifts, etc. TIME includes the number of dates, phone calls, emails, etc. EFFORT takes into account travel, meeting her friends & family, etc.
Because of the subjective nature of dating and relationships, (ie âI prefer blondesâ, âI like big buttsâ, âIâm a boob manâ, etc), CPN condenses to one of the most basic goals of male dating and the relative cost of reaching it.
Note that CPN will vary greatly for the same woman depending on her evaluation of the individual male. While one hears âI donât do thatâ, Chads easily bypass her defenses or simply arenât confronted with such automatic barriers.
CPN is often challenged by the emotional female response âYou canât put a price on love!â This is ostensibly true. However, all too often and late, once-enamored males find themselves on the wanting side of female-biased institutions, such as divorce court, where a judge will tell him, to the penny, how much âloveâ costs per month.
In practical application, CPN tends to enhance the merit of the Hotness Scale (aka Hot-Crazy Matrix) and helps males focus on their innate logic before being overwhelmed by primal urges and emotions.
"Hey Bro! I think theyâre both hot & really like me. Which one should I choose?"
"Pull yourself together my man! All that matters is which one has the lowest Cost per Nut (CPN). Yo!"
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Let's all applaud Jerome for his massively huge DOT!
OK! Now back to work everybody!
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