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The feature of almost songlike whining & kvetching from Covid Babies that accompanies the regular Covid Season.
Covid Carols typically include an unlimited list of non-specific & often conflicting symptoms that can be attributed to any disease or ailment that has ever existed among any of Earth's creatures.
"My head hurts. I think I have a fever. I can't breathe. My body aches. Feel like I'm gonna throw up. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"I'm coughing. I'm sneezing. I lost my appetite. I'm starving. I can't taste anything. I can't smell anything. Does anybody have a Covid test? I need to stay in from work. Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"Can somebody drive me to the emergency room? I need an updated jab. Did you get the latest vax? Why aren't you wearing a mask? That's not 6 feet. You're too close! Wah! Wah! Waaaah!!!"
"Hear the Covid Babies with their Covid Carols?"
"Yep! Time to pull out the Covid Box. Covid Season is upon us!"
"Praise Fauchovah!"
Yo mama just let me canine carpaccio without a cover!
1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.
2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.
"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."
"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having Covid Babies"
OR:
"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"
"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"
1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.
2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.
"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."
"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having a Covid Baby"
OR:
"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"
"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"
A storage receptacle used to reserve masks, face shields, antimicrobial wipes, disinfectants, hand sanitizers, social distancing signage, vaccination records, nasal test kits, etc. in preparation for the regular seasonal Covid outbreak mandates.
“Hey honey! Where’re my N95 masks?”
“They’re in the Covid Box next to the Christmas decorations in the garage. Is it Covid season already?”
“Yep! Seems to come around quicker each year. “
A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe work that is usually of a temporary nature in this relatively new "gig economy", thus allowing companies to avoid the associated obligation, liability & costs of hiring employees.
"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"
"Just go online and take some Jigger Gobs."
OR:
"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"
"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Gobs. Yo!"