Marc

A handsome bloke who wears suits to everything, even when he’s at home. He offers you Taco Bell and invites you to his common room. You got a leaky pipe? He’s on the case! He’s single and ready to mingle. He’s really good at making hot choc which makes him ur ideal man.

Stranger: Who is Marc?
Victim of Marc: He is the manager and he’s full name is Marcy Marc of the funky bunch!