Bunner

A slang term for hardcore member of the Apostolic Lutheran Church. Generally can be seen dressed in hunter’s camouflage, dirty/damaged jeans, etc. The males tend to drive Nissan or Toyota pickups, and sometimes if they’re lucky, a full size Ram or Ford. The vehicles are sometimes lifted, poorly. Since the Trump-era they have not been shy about their staunch right-wing conservative views and their trucks can be seen adorned with “Let’s Go Brandon” and “Don’t Tread On Me” flags as well as the occasional “Confederate Jack”. The families drive vans seeing as most families have about a dozen kids, since their religion frowns upon protected sex.
Bunners are banned from doing many things by their churches. They can’t watch tv, use computers, drink, sue or anything else deemed “bad.” The only bad thing they can do is use tobacco products, and they use them extensivly. Almost all bunners smoke and/or chew.

Because of this, Bunners have to find other forms of entertainment. Some examples are: muddin’, huntin’, shootin’, spittin’, chewin’, fightin’, smokin’ and just being d-cks to non-bunners.
In some areas such as the Battle Ground Washington area, bunners are very prevalent. In school, it is not uncommon to have more than one bunner from the same family in the same class. If you take higher-level classes, you are less likely to come across Bunners. Bunners are not very intelligent and most don’t plan on attending college which means they must work in trades such as construction.

“Hey, have you ever been to Battle Ground Washington? I’d watch out for the Bunners, you’ll know when you seem them.”

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