Hawk Hughes

Too chadly to even exist. His muscles are so MASSIVE that he could easily bench press the world. Hawk is not only a chad he is also a ladies man, women can’t stop flocking to hawk, but he’s too cool to care, he only finds the one for him. He’s not only a chad and ladies man, but he is oh so very kind. He’s so kind that he would give you $50 for your birthday like an absolute chad.

“Wait look over there”
“Omg it’s hawk Hughes”

SirShank

Quite possibly the most SEXY, person to ever exist. Not only that, but he is one of the smartest people to ever exist, his brain is so MASSIVE that it is pressing against his skull. His shlong (dick) is so MASSIVE he takes an hour trying to fit his pants on because of how big it is.

Is that SirShank?! He’s so hot!