Porter

This man kissed a man in preschool (kinda gay)

A Porter still plays fortnite

porter likes boys

Porter does the no no while looking at no no

Porter is a Russian spy

Porter is giving our information to the Soviets! Stalin is touching him!

Evan

Evan is somebody who is probably going to take your car keys as you check into a and forget your keys at the front desk.

Evan likes to take car keys