Rolling on the fucking floor laughing my fucking donkey balls cuntish ass off out loud
"I was totally like ROTFFLMFDBCAOOL when I saw the dramatic chipmunk."
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The greatest county in England, in which:
Everybody drives some form of combine harvester. (pronounced 'ombin arvistrr)
Cows outnumber humans.
Tractors (pronnounced tra-urs) outnumber cars.
~Oo-arr mate, I live in Zummerseh inni!
*You live in Somerset, but you can't pronnounce it!?
~Oo-arr.
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