Lollipop General

The General of all Lollipops. One who deals with all lollipops, the creator, I guess you could say. He brings harm to all nonbelievers.

Guy 1: Hey, man, what happened to you yesterday? You were gone all of a sudden and we couldn't find you!

Guy 2: Sorry, I was abducted by the Lollipop General! *shivers* I will never deny my faith ever again!

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