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When someone us utterly deluded and convinced by their own stupidity.
HIM: Can't wait for the job af the new place when I'll get a 10k payrise!!
THEM: Deludia!!
GUY: How you gonna get into town?
GiRL: Ill get the desmond.
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One of those plastic tubes you spin around your head that you buy from the seaside which make a noise like wowowowowow / Someone who goes on and on and on and on about the same thing...day in...day out
HER: bikes...bikes...bikes
COWORKERS: wowowowow -beachpipe
Female Masturbation Technique involving the 4 fingers.
HORNY WIFE: Right hubby, I'm off to bed to watch my Magic Mike DVD and to have a quick kit-kat shuffle.
BORED HUSBAND: ok dear... shruggsville
Devoid reaction to something which should prompt a high emotional response / When you couldn't care in the slightest. Usually accompanied by stoic expression and raising of the shoulders.
HER: Oh my God!!! I've had the worst week of my life! Lost my job, found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me and given me and STD! Mortgage is overdue and I'm broke since i was mugged last weekend and then my cat had to be put down yesterday!!
UNSYMPATHETIC FRIEND: (shrugsville)