Kissmate

Rather than being a normal person and saying partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, spouse, husband or wife, a kissmate is an attention seeking way of calling your significant other. Primarily used by privileged white ladies addicted to twitter in their 40s

What’s your partners name again?
Excuse me it’s KISSMATE.

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slack karen

Slack Karen’s are the busybodies at your office who treat it as their own social media fiefdom. They monitor all channels, insert themselves into any discussion, and argue with you if you post something they disagree with. Most of their work day is spent in arguments and self-started drama

They are usually very liberal but conservative versions exist too. If you call them out on their odious behavior, they’ll DARVO and pretend to leave forever, only for the cycle to restart the next day.

Person 1: Wow, Cynthia is really upset about the recent election results
Person 2: They are upset about everything; they are a Slack Karen. Do not engage with them.