Lomas Tid

You don't want to be in the same country as this man. He has a 16-sense. If you're 16, and within 1000km of him, he will find you. He will take your virginity.
This name is a pseudonym; when his real name is spoken, he materializes behind you.

"Hey y'all! I hope you're 16!"
"Oh no! It's Lomas Tid!"