floored it

1. To have suddenly accelerated a motor vehicle, perhaps to evade police or armed pursuers. May be used as a substitution to "he burned rubber", "he put the pedal to the metal" or "he high-tailed it outta there."

2. A common cultural utterance used in lieu of a less common Greek proverb; "He who harvests the beets drinks first from the gourd." Often used to confuse nosy children who have heard others use the phrase "flirted" due to the similarity in phonology.

1. "The pigs saw that arm hangin' outta the trunk, man...he saw them turn on the blinkers and he floored it!"

2. "Why did you tip the waiter so much?"
"He was good and plus he totally flirted."
"What did you say, Mom?"
"I said he 'floored it', dear."
"Floored it? What does that mean?"
"He who harvests the beets...drinks first from the gourd."
"..."

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Zerrex

n.; Zerrex (short for Zerrex Ravenlight Narrius), or Zer, is a seven-foot, seven-inch tall lizard anthromorph. He is the single most perfect soulmate for a one Lone Wulfe, also known as the Flaming Wolf of Justice. There could not be a better match for Lone and said wolf could not be happier with another. They will forever be together.

See yiff for details on some aspects of their relationship.

"LONE LOVES HIS ZER!! MORE THAN AAAAANYTHING!"
"That's...good. Stay away from me."

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