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A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.
Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!
After a long piss, when you feel so good about your bladder being finally empty, that you get a natural high.
After a long night of beer drinking, he finally emptied his bladder and got the best pee high he ever had!
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When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is actually boiling beneath your ass!
Russ: I took such a spicy Mexican shit, that I thought the toilet was going to melt!
Jim: Oh, so you did a pot boiler? Nice!
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When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is boiling beneath your ass!
Hey Jim, I just had to run to the bowl. My ass hit the seat and I just did a five star shit! It was a real pot boiler! I thought the porcelain would melt, it was that hot!
Damn Russ, one for the records books!
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What you say sarcastcally, regarding something you could care less about.
Loudspeaker announcement: Attention please. Remember that there will be track practice after school at 3:30 today.
You: Oh, joy bliss! Track practice!
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All the crap Star Wars movies with new crap titles.
Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye
Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits
Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens
Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits
Did you see any of the Turd Wars films?
No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!
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A person with the ability to clear an entire room with their farts, especially when done via the SBD/silent but deadly method. A pun on "stealth bomber".
Steve just did a smealth bomber in the cafeteria! Cleared the whole place out! All he said was it was a gift from the gods to share, and that you gotta share the smealth!