A modern day slave. A person who does all of his/her spaz-attack bossâ dirty work.
When receiving orders simply smiles and says âYes sir,â âYes maâm,â and ânot a problem, Iâll get started on it right away,â but really would like to say âyou want me to do what?,â âare you freak'n kidding me, can't you see Iâm still working on the last âprojectâ you gave me?,â and âwhy the hell canât you do that yourself.â
When turning in work says âit was my pleasure,â ânot a problem,â and âlet me know if there is anything else I can do for you,â but would really like to say âhereâs the shit you wanted,â ânext time get it yourself,â and âif you come into my office one more timeâ¦â
Boss to assistant: I need you to do W, Y and Z now.
Assistant: "Yes sir/ma'm, right away master. Would you like to me to polish your ass while I'm at it?"
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