Slumber Party

When a group of lezbian girls get together and have a "sleepover". Usually, their parents can tell if there is a slumber party going on upstairs because the whole house is vibrating because of the 28 6.9 inch vibrators that were simultaneously turned on.

Yuri and Ligma had a lesbian slumber party last night because their parents were not home.

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Schlong

A man's penis. Usually, the term schlong is used when the length of one's penis is over 6.9 inches.

The priest asked to see Lil-Kim-Jong's schlong. Afterward, the did the deed in the bathrooms.

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Fucked My Own Ass

1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"

2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"

3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.

While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"

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Head

Something gay men do to each other during slumber parties. They will get down on their knees and commit the deed.

Lesbian Lary gave head to Joe Mama.

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Squeaker

A squeaker is a common name for a 6.9 year old child who knows way too many swear words (such as fuck you, or, die you cunt!). He almost makes you question if he is actually a 69 year old pedophile who is targeting children in the Hypixel bedwars server. The squeaker also is 100% convinced that he is in a sexually intimate relationship with your mother. All in all, the squeaker is the most annoying gay-mers (gamers) on the planet.

The squeaker kept yelling: "I FUCKED UR MUM! I FUCKED UR MUM! SHE LIKED IT! SHE LIKED IT!"

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Drop the Soap

When two men in prison are interested in a sexually intimate relationship, they decide to drop the soap so that one man can come behind like donkey and insert his schlong into the other man's anal cavity.

Drop the Soap: Joey dropped the soap in the showers at the school's gym and coach Dobson came behind like donkey and committed the deed.

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Gay Men

When daddy and daddy love each other very very much, they purposely drop the soap for each other so they could insert their schlong into each other.

Mom: Joe, Yuri, and Ligma are having a gay men slumber party on 6/9/69. Are you in?
Me: *visible confusion*
Mom: OK! I'll sign you up!
Me: *visible depression*

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