Random
Source Code

6.9 Inch Vibrator

In many people's opinion is the nicest and jiggliest vibrator on the market. It is often used at Lesbian Lary's lesbian slumber parties.

Lesbian Lary bought 69 6.9 inch vibrators.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019


Student

An apprentice of satin who studies for 6.9 hours a day and literally has no fucking life. The only reason he doesn't kill himself is that he is afraid that his friends will steal his diamonds from his Minecraft world

The student was practicing to be a male prostitute and teach people how to properly yeeting your meat.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019


Urmumgae

A Urmumgae was an anti-masturbation device used during the 19th century in Brittan. Back in those times, it was considered rude to yeet your meat in bed. The Urmumgae device was strapped to one's schlong so that if they got a boner they would not be able to masturbate. The device almost looked like a bear trap.

Hornie Howie's strict Asian parents would insert his small ass peen into the Urmumgae device and close it on him every time he did not make the honor roll.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019


yeeting your meat

The action of one taking an axe or a sledgehammer and beating their schlong as hard as possible. It often makes even gay men moan in horniness. When you "yeet your meat" you beat it down with a sledgehammer or an axe. One often "yeets their meet" when their parents are not home and they are on incognito mode.

yeeting your meat: Johny was yeeting his meet on Saturday while his parents were not home. He moaned so loud he got the fish in the nearby lake so horny that they started to asexually reproduce, making for some extremely strange mutations in their offspring.

by Long w e e n boi November 8, 2019


Depression

The average emotion a middle school student experiences. It is also the only emotion one experiences when they die in lava in Minecraft. Usually, when someone with depression dies in Minecraft, they put a bullet into their head so that they die in real life too.

Lesbian Lary had depression when she realized he couldn't go to her friend's lesbian slumber party.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

1👍 2👎