Elephant Man

A person who has an incredible memory, yet is horribly deformed and infested with parasites. They are also highly resistant to cancer for reasons science is yet to explain.

Tom: Hey what was that word we were going to add to urban dictionary?

Bill: damn I forgot

Tom: I guess neither of us are an elephant man

Bill: No shit, otherwise I wouldn’t have been diagnosed with stage four leukemia last week.

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sourcery

the art of collecting supplies for your magnum opus artistic endeavour, typically mastered by english aristocracy

sourcerer: i learned sourcery

Let’s make like a hockey and puck

When you gotta head out, but don’t wanna just say “I gotta go.” A poorly worded rendition of the joke “let’s make like hockey and get the puck outta here!”

John: we gonna head out?
Jane: Yup, let’s make like a hockey and puck!
John: Hm…

Zorb zorb

Another word for walking, and a great example of the arbitrary evolution of language.

I zorb zorb furiously to linguistics class

That’s mahjong

When something occurs that is only worthy of an exclamation that is related to an eastern Chinese game involving tiles and symbols.

John: Yo, I just got married!
Jane: Now that’s mahjong!!

Workin and twerkin

When you are doing work, whether it be for school or for a job, and simultaneously watching/listening to porn on your second monitor (but not jerking off).

Mom: Joey are you… workin and twerkin???
Joey: No mom it’s was a virus!!

Injeculated

When you see something so incredibly cringe that your penis inverts and injects into your pelvis while while cumming. Basically a reverse ejaculation.

Bob: hey have you seen that Rebecca Black Friday song?

Jim: yeah man I injeculated the moment I saw it.