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In other news, the sky is blue

A great alternative to boring sentences like "thanks, Captain Obvious" or "no shit, Sherlock."
When someone says something so obvious that it should be more common knowledge than the color of the sky.

"holy shit guys i just realized that rage against the machine is advocating against capitalism"
"in other news, the sky is blue"

by Long Sohn Jilvers October 31, 2021


ETHed Up

To get your social media account hacked by cryptobros desperate to draw attention to their dying market. On Twitter, this usually results in your account getting suspended for spam since ETHed up accounts use bots to try and @ every single user on the site.
Evidently, a fate worse than death.

"Dude did you hear about Butch Hartman?"
"Yeah, dudes acc got ETHed up"
"what"

by Long Sohn Jilvers April 10, 2022

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Fuiyoh

First coined by our lord and savior Uncle Roger.

It's easiest to describe Fuiyoh as an equivalent to poggers. It's essentially an exclamation of general positive emotion. To name a few, it could be excitement or being impressed or, of course, sexual delight, because this is Urban Dictionary.

Uncle Roger: Gordon have TWO wok? Fuiyoh!

Dad: We're going to Disney World
Shitass kid: fuiyoh
Dad: what

by Long Sohn Jilvers November 22, 2020

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Donezo Sonzo

If you ever wanted to say "done son" and "donezo" at the same time, all while sounding super white, this word is for you.

Mom: Jimmy do the dishes
Jimmy: donezo sonzo
Mom: jimmy you haven't moved
Jimmy: i just wanted to say donezo sonzo
Mom:
Jimmy:
Mom:
Jimmy: i'll do the dishes now

by Long Sohn Jilvers December 27, 2021


British People

People who talk funny

Guy: hey look at those british people across the street
British person 1: it's chewsday innit
British person 2: righ
Guy: lol stupid

by Long Sohn Jilvers June 17, 2020

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qwsazxerfdcvtyhgbnuikjmopl

When boredom has become the one word to describe you so you decide to type every letter on the keyboard in a Z-like pattern

person: *yawns and falls asleep on keyboard*
person: *wakes up* tf is this
google search bar: qwsazxerfdcvtyhgbnuikjmopl

by Long Sohn Jilvers May 24, 2020