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A shithole good for nothing county in the middle of no-where in Ireland. Things do to in Westmeath may include: Getting your clubcard stolen by a pikey in Mullingar, Washing your horses and kids in Lough Ree.
Did ye see yer aul wan up there in Westmeath the other day? high as a kite with the face on her like Shergar, yis would think she's from Roscommon, pure gobshite.
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When you be jerking off with your hand going from the shaft to the tip but you do it so fast and carefree your balls hit your hands whilst doing it.
I was edging so fast you could say I was confederate jerking my shit
Founded in 1979, Belinda City is Ireland's largest city by both area (1,538 km²) and population (4.1 million as of the 2022 census) and is situated on the west coast in county Sligo. It boasts incredible views of the Atlantic Ocean and hosts 91 of Ireland's 100 tallest buildings. Due to its seaside location, it has a rich and deep culture of fishing, surfing, seafood, and swimming. Belinda is the first and only city in Ireland to have its own metro system which spans over 450 kilometers in length.
Belinda City would have been the capital of Ireland had the Dáil not been in Dublin.
When you tuck your penis in under your balls and try and hold it there, typically done in a semi-flaccid state while standing. Seasoned tunkers may be able to tunk as far back as into their ass, having foreskin can greatly assist with this.
I was tunking in the shower and my penis flew out and started smacking against my stomach like a pendulum!