Paddy whack

When a chic slaps someone across the face with a maxipad. ...preferably used!

My boyfriend would not stop snoring so I paddy whacked him right in the face! His mouth was open and everything! Eew.

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Titty tornado

When a chic with big tits is on top and they are going round and round....Just be sure not to get caught up in it.

Dude, i was fucking this fat chic last night and she showed me a real titty tornado.

Cushion Fuck

When a girl's so fugly u gotta put her head in the couch and take her from behind.

Guy 1. " look at that nasty ho".
Guy2. " ya bro, she ain't nothin but a cushion fuck "!

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Ring toss

When u get drunk and toss onion rings on your fuck buddies' bonar.

Drunk ppl have sum fucked up ideas sometimes... this definitely qualifies. Not that I would know from personal experience ;)

Got so drunk at the hotel last night, we played a game of ring toss. Then she went bobbing for onion rings! "Goofy Bitch!"