Maherita

Like a Margarita but consists of ice and marg mix.
Salt the rim, and if feeling frisky, add a slice of garnish or a lil festive umbrella for flare

Waiter, I will have a Maherita on the rocks, extra rocks please!

Hot plate

The plate you put your cocaine on

You pick up a bag?
Well let’s get that hot plate ready!!!

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5 straw rating

When you are out and about and that hot plate or bag is calling your name... so you go to the bathroom and it’s absolutely perfect for a reading from the good book!

“Hey bagger, where should we go tonight?”
...Not sure Vix, what you think?
“I know the yard house has a 5 straw rating”
Good call! I got the bag... what are we waiting for??!!

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