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The act of masturbating whilst in the bath, ideally with the waterline sitting right at the base of your cock.
Whist Mary was away at bingo Rupert took the opportunity to bathe and polish the lighthouse
An absolute disgusting crispy semen coverered bulbous labia example of a slags pastie aka a drunkards late night meal. Most likely diseased, and wears fake prada and orange makeup.
Rupert phoned the clinic with much hesitation about his blistered knob and his wife's clown's pastie
I filthy, over used, unwashed vagina, resembling the doorstep of a snail.
Rupert realized the prostitute had not used feminine wipes before his visit after seeing her snail's doorstep
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Rupert was horrified when he went to eat Mary out at being greeted by a yodeling starfish just centimeters from his face
The act of gyrating your body whilst kneeling over your partners face and slapping them in face with freshly shaved testicles
Mary lay there pretending to be happy but inside disgusted and humiliated as Rupert repeatedly gave her a plum slap
When messy anal beads are pulled out and have two massive lumps of feces on the end resembling a dripping chutney smothered lobster
Rupert was quite appalled at turning Mary on with anal beads when he pulled out a chutney lobster
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