Jumir

He eats booty like groceries, however he is the classiest man you will ever come across. Although his breath is often stanky, he manages to clean up on special occasions. He WILL treat a woman right someday

Wow that guy stiiinks but his name is Jumir so I want to be him

mar$ha

It’s basically ‘Marsha’ but even cooler because it has a ‘$’ instead of an ‘s’.

It’s an upgrade from ‘Marsha’ because it’s cooler, sexier, and makes you a mami.

Chelsea: *writing Mar$ha’s name*
Mar$ha: Oh you spelled it wro—
Chelsea: Shut up Marsha

Mar$ha: It’s “Mar$ha” not “Marsha”
Chelsea: *shook* Oh frick! I’m SO SO sorry 😅.. Please, let me buy you lunch.