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When the sex was good enough to make you want to go to sleep afterwards
-How was the sex?
-He fucked me tired enough to be ready for my bedtime routine.
When someone forgets all of the bad things an ex or current lover has done just because they're getting the D
She's got a bad case of dick induced amnesia. Didn't even remember that he left her for dead.
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A kind way to say someone is either ugly or just doesn't look right
That girl's nice and all but she sure does have an unfortunate face
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