a person who does something that you see coming.
Dan: "I was talking to Jeff and he told me he was deciding whether or not to move in with his girlfriend."
Craig: "Well, we all know Jeff has commitment issues. But just for fun... what did he decide?"
Dan: "What do you think? He decided not to."
Craig: "Oh Dan. He's such a short-sleeved magician."
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