Telezombie

1. Someone watching a TV programme/show which is incredibly boring but keeps them just interested enough to not stop watching.

2. A telepathic/telekinetic zombie.

1. When he accidentally flicked to America's next top model, the whole room turned into telezombies.

2. Your worst nightmare.

Colonoscopy

The over-use of smilies, often as an entire message in an SMS or instant messaging. The reason for the word being called "Colonoscopy" is that most smilies utilise the colon symbol ":".

Perry: What do you think of that movie?
Timothy: :) :/ :( :P :S :D
Perry: Stop that colonoscopy, fool!

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