Tonk

A word commonly used by private school drop outs and posh people when referring to a ‘vape’ or ‘electronic cigarette’.

Very reminiscent to ‘that tune is absolutely dutty, turn that up, what is it? Garage?’

‘Oi Ruby, pass me the TONK’
‘Where is my TONK?’
‘YOU USED ALL OF MY TONK!’

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Noddy

UK based slang, inspired by the cartoon character ‘Noddy’ due to the resemblance in rapid back and forth head movements.

Often used as a polite way of telling people that you received head, but can also be used as a polite way of requesting head.

Tom got the maddest Noddy last night!

He asked her for Noddy and she said no!

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Fuckfaced

The PINNACLE of the drunkenness scale, far more than ‘drunk’ and certainly levels higher than ‘wasted’
One is only well and truly fuckfaced when they can’t stand up, let alone walk…

The less you can talk, the more fuckfaced you are

‘I want to get well and truly fuckfaced tonight’
‘Brad is such a lightweight, he was fuckfaced after 3 drinks!’

Aut

An abbreviation for autistic given to people who lack common sense and are probably missing chromosomes.

Shut up you aut!
Are you an aut or something?
That Girl Alisha is such an aut!

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