When you slap your girls ass cheecks with your meat popsicle and accidentally cum but somehow you manage to shoot your load into your hand so that your partner doesn't notice.
Damn dude, I totally pulled a dirty Thijmen on my lady yesterday. Glad she didn't notice.
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When you are supposed to work from home but all you do is watch amputee midget gay porn.
Holy ballsweat, I have been working from home for a couple of weeks now but haven't done a single shit. I'm such a Dirty Matthieu.
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When a female person sucks your meat and then tries to talk exactly at the moment you shoot your load into the back of her throat.
Damn, that girl really gave me a dirty Maikel last night. I still can't figure out what she was saying.
After a full week of hard labour, you give your co-worker a firm punch in the sensitive parts area. Hence setting off a connectworks shuffle.
Hank: Haha did you watch Mark getting hit by a well-performed connectworks shuffle last friday?
Kyle: That hurt just by watching it.
When someone you know turns out to be gay and tells you he is really into assbumping. This refers to the colliding of 2 mountains. Als refers to the movie Brokeback Mountain.
Ho-lee-fuck, did you hear Bert pulling a mountain collide yesterday?