Oasis

Oasis is like an orgasm for your ears. Unarguably one of the greatest bands of all time.

Every one of Oasis's many songs is a perfect example of how awesome they are...

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camera

An electronic device that allows teenage girls to take numerous images of themselves at strange angles so as to post over 9000 un-viewable images all over myspace and be the ~*SuPeR_gIrL*~.

The camera is the device of choice for the camera whore...

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choke the pope

Male masturbation.

I totally choke the pope in the bathroom of Marlboro Market like all the time. I stare myself in the eyes and wonder if my boss can hear my pleasure sighs..?