Bisexual

A person who likes ass — guy or girl, doesn’t matter. Everyone has an ass, right?

Person 1: what gender do you like?
Person 2: ass is nice.
Person 1: . . . but do you like guys or girls?
Person 2: A S S IS N I C E

Person 1: wait, are you bisexual?
Person 2: you finally fuckin got it mate

Child

The only thing worse than a rapist

“There’s one thing worse than a rapist: boom.”
“A child”

“. . . No.”

Stop

The thing it is time to do

“IT’S TIME TO STOP, OKAY? WHERE ARE YOUR FUCKING PARENTS???