WRNS

Officially, Women's Royal Naval Service, a sort of auxiliary RN for women that was brought in to relieve manpower shortages during the war. Also known as the Wrens.

Unofficially, for quite obvious reasons, Weekly Ration Naval Snatch.

I crave flange, when's that new WRNS arriving?

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cuntware

A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.

Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.

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nambling

Participle version of 'namble', itself backformed from 'nambler'. To be in the way of, or actively engaged in molesting kids.

I'm a nambling man
I'm gonna namble your asshole
Tonight
- Turbonegro / Anal Gestapo - The Midnight NAMBLA

Tut, look at the Telegraph. Looks like Janner's been caught nambling again.

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Ron Paul

I can't remember the last time a US presidential candidate (or British MP for that matter) looked so good. He's got more bottom than all the rest of those opportunistic hack nobodies combined. American non-voters don't have any excuse this time. You get to choose between him, some compromised douchebag like Giuliani and oblivion under the unspeakable Hilary Clinton.

That bastard wouldn't let me in to vote for Ron Paul. Some bollocks about not being a US citizen.

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chopper

British slang for a man's tummy banana.

Why do you never see 'Chopper' Biggs riding a bike?

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Darjeeling standpipe

A pleasurable sex act whereby a teapot is filled with hot, not boiling water, the scrotum suspended therein, and a consenting adult partner encouraged to blow through the spout while wanking one off. The effect is similar to a testicular jacuzzi.

Don't put the leaf in yet, sweetness. I fancy a Darjeeling standpipe.

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bust his hoop

Crude way of describing the vile act of sodomous penetration.

If Chesney looks a bit uncomfortable today, it's because Jerome bust his hoop behind the gazebo last night, poor cunt.

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