Textual intercourse

The act of imagined sexual intercourse via the more mundane medium of text - be it in the form of traditional book-bound text; text message on your mobile; or whilst being groomed by Nigel, 52, from Dudley over the internet.

This is linked to the increasingly-common physical ailments of internet hand and mobile claw.

Bigtits69: "As I nibble on your balls, I imagine your member in me..."
MandingoStud31: "Nibble baby, nibble!We getting some textual intercourse tonight!"

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