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goat gums

An infliction that causes ones gums and teeth to grow to gigantic proportions. Often uncoverable by lips and seen to be constantly twitchy.

Would you take a look at our Daniel??? His lips are twitching like fuck. Is he in tears cos he's just gassed Aunty Mays dog and killed it? Or is it that his goat gums are at full throttle?

by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006

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dog hair

Excessively hairy female bum crack that resembles a sheep dogs fluffy wagging tail

For christs sake Sara, pull your trousers up. Your dog hairs on show and its not a pretty sight.

by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006

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cheesy wotsit bum smell flavours

The smell that eminates from ones crack after a hard days sitting down doing fuck all.

You can tell our Scott has had a busy day sat on his fucking arse doing fuck all as usual. He's got some right cheesy wotsit bum smell flavours on him the dirty lazy bastard.

by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006

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herring bone

1 The Gait of a person who has an itchy anus.
2 The feeling of a fishbone stuck in your sphincter after having to nip one off early and failing to wipe your ringbox adequately in order to catch a bus.

"ayup have you seen how our Sara's walking? She looks like shes got a herring bone stuck in her ringpiece"

by Lord Harworth August 2, 2006

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