Five College Challenge

A contest undertaken among students of the Five Colleges in Western Massachusetts: UMass Amherst, Mt. Holyoke, Hampshire, Smith, and Amherst College. The objective is to become a Five College Champion. To do so, participants must get with another student from each of the Five Colleges under Easy, Medium, or Hard rules. Participants who complete the Five College Challenge on Hard difficulty may assume the title of Five College Master.

Easy: Any serious form of making out with at least one other student from each college or university.

Medium: See heavy petting. No sex necessary.

Hard: Sex with one student from each of the Five Colleges, no exceptions. For inexperienced pairs of Moho’s and Smithies the line between heavy petting and sex should be agreed upon beforehand.

Moho: Hey! You wanna take the five college challenge with me?

Amherst Guy: Haha sure but it wouldn’t be fair, I’ve already got one from Amherst on Hard

Moho: Oh don’t worry I just have Smith to go

Amherst Guy: Holy fuck

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