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A gentleman's request to redo the last millennium.
So far, the 2000s have been a bust. You guys mind if I take a millennigan?
The current form of government in the United States, as defined by the complete absence of debate of actual issues in favor of demonizing ones opponents.
In this demonocracy, I need not address your valid concerns. I need only point out that my opponent sups on the souls of the innocent.
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The belief or doctrine that it is Americans' inherent right to consume massive quantities of food, expanding their waistlines from coast to coast.
If anyone questions why so many Americans are ginormously fat, simply refer them to the doctrine of Manifest Density.
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The act of getting some cheap laughs by pooping one's pants.
Billy's lame jokes kept falling flat, so, desperate for a laugh, he decided to change course and try some self-defecating humor.
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Person who has taken incessant yapping to the level of a fetish. One who spews forth so much verbiage that it causes listeners physical pain, which the bloviatrix then derives sadistic pleasure from.
That guy talks more than a roomful of sorority girls. He's a real bloviatrix.
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