Ginger

The hair colour that all thieves have in common. If you see a ginger, the chances are he already has many of your possessions. Some say that the gingers use magical powers to stash large objects into theor pockets. This belief came about as the ginger people have an urge to steal the largest object in sight, regardless of value. The only way to defend against the ginger menace is to expose their gingery evil to sunlight, in which they will immediately catch fire and burn to death.

A ginger escaped from the zoo. Watch your wallet.

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