Sloppy toppy

The product of that one friend who puts gravy on EVERYTHING.

Friend 1: "What's that brown thing?"
Friend 2: "Oh, that's just Jake's sloppy toppy."

Aids-haver

Someone who has Aids, but keeps it a secret. This phrase is used derogatorily to expose someone who has Aids and neglects to tell sexual partners, orgy members, and one-night stands.

Jerome was a valued member of the sex cult, untill it was revealed he was an Aids-haver.

kahonkers

Your teacher's honkers.

Damn, Mrs. Robinson has some nice kahonkers.

Lead bloons

An annoying bloon that is best popped with a BIA

Monke 1: "Are those lead bloons?"
Monke 2: "Shit they are"

X

Sister letter to Y, X represents a variable in a mathematical equation. The use of X and other letters to represent known or unknown numbers first widely used in 1637. X can also represent the X axis, depth, in 3d geometry.

Person X: If X = 2, then was is X + 2?
Person Y: You know I fucking suck at math, why are you making me do this shit?