Twont

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(English) Slang for Perineum (only) of female (area of skin between anus and vagina). The origin is a northern or old English contraction for "if it wasn't" and based on a joke as per example

Q: What do you call the area of skin between a woman's anus and her vagina ?
A: Her Twont

Q: Why?
A: Twont for that... her guts would fall out...

Adey: "If she's not shaved I'm never going to lick her twont..."

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