Sporking

The act of "spooning" with the intent of turning into the act of sex. Usually by use of an erection while spooning.

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend sporking me, which of course lead to sex.

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Dog Trot

noun, verb (dawg trot)

1) The act of putting on the appearance that you are hustling, usually for the benefit of a boss' eyes, even though you are going about your normal business.

2) Acting as if you are very busy and/or serious with an important task when in fact you are not.

3) A gait that is between a run and a walk that makes you look like you are hustling but takes no more energy than a walk.

ORIGIN: A term used on film sets to playfully joke that a person is working very hard when they are simply doing their normal job.

"That assistant has a helluva dog trot when I tell him to fetch me some water."

"With that dog trot I can't tell if he is busy doing his job or just running to check his facebook."

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Text Dump

Going to the bathroom (or other private place) exclusively to send/receive a text message. Usually to hide the fact that your texting someone other than the person/people you are with.

The boy I was on date with was lame, so at dinner I text dumped Sasha to see what she was up to when I ditched the loser.

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