Drizzle Cunt

A person who impacts your life in a negative way. Someone who “drizzles” negativity over those around them.

“What’s up with Dave today? He being such a drizzle cunt”

pliplblop

1: When you eat a small child.
2: Throwing up in your mouth after a good meal.

Jesus: how was din din.
Banana man: very yes, I pliplblopped.
Jesus: YOU DID WHAT!
Banana man: No I threw up in my mouth.

Glehp

Another word for taking a huge poo

Jimmy: I just took a huge Glehp!
Tom: A what?

Toileteggphobia

The fear of getting an egg thrown at you while you’re pooping in the toilet.

Kid: *screams on the toilet*
Mom: What’s wrong.
Kid: I’m afraid of getting an egg thrown at me.
Mom: That’s Toileteggphobia good job!
Kid: *screams*