Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank

I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!

Poopmonger

They who habitually choose the Asshole Throne, (the middle toilet in the restroom,) especially if all stalls are empty when they choose their seat, and spread the Gospel of Stank (stink up the entire restroom)

That person over there Is a real Poopmonger, they always use the middle stall by choice.. they really spread the Good News of the Gospel of Stank.

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