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June 8

The day where the sexiest bitches ever were born. These sexy beasts are also badasses so watch out.

Someone: Oh yeah I heard that Emma was born June 8!
Someone number 2: Oh okay then. That must be why she’s such a sexy beast and a total badass!

by Lord Voldy is a sexy hoe October 26, 2019

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Jeremy Heere

A tall yet smol boi with anxiety about fitting in. He uses a wintergreen tic tac to try and be cool but the tic tac said he gonna be chill not cool so yee yee bitch. His bestie Michael Mell only asked for one thing and that was to be friends after he got the squippy squip. Well guess what, jerbear failed and ditched mocha. Oh big sadness. He’s also totally bi for Micha-Mocha-Moomoo-bear.

Me: aw I love Jeremy Heere!

Michael Mell: Me too hun.....me too.......
Jeremy Heere: I’m right here you know
Michael: DONT you mean.... h e e r e :)
Jeremy: No fuck u. Imma go get a tic tac now. Bye bitch.

by Lord Voldy is a sexy hoe October 26, 2019

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